centipedes greg eats the average amount of centipedes per year
astonishment weirdo, i bet you thought you’d only see me a few other times
you see, you put the relatively harmless thing in your nose and you just let it sit there and be harmless. its a simile
when your dad comes home and makes the ravioli
its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes
We’re like brothers…. only closer.
twitch plays pokrmon pacific rim au where 45,000+ people pilot a single jaeger
what if spock was in charge of planning jim’s birthday party
can we please stop complimenting people by comparing them to ourselves?
“you’re so good looking and I’m just over here like a potato” no. stop.
a compliment is supposed to make someone feel good, not make two people feel bad or awkward.
stop self depreciating compliments 2k14